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Allison is without a doubt one of the oddest ducks that this planet has ever given birth to. She is about as tall as a tree and owns more sweaters than any one person should. she is the oldest of four children and is covered in freckles which gives her the false impression--given her screen name "freckeledqt"--that her freckles make her cute. my soul purpose on earth, along with fi's, is to inform her of this false impression she is under. she makes odd faces and noises that resemble some sort of mating call that would come from some large mammal. she loves volleybal and chai tea lattes that make her act even more strangley than she already does(i know...its hard to believe that that was even possible...). her hair resmebles a squirrel which makes people fondly refer to her as "squirrel hair". she loves her friends but wont put up with the large amounts of crap that we very often put her through. she is incredibly drama free. she desires adam brody's hott sexxx but wont get it because he would never go near such an ugly bum as herself (JUST KiDDING, ALLISON!).

she lives in westchester--whitechester to be exact--and her home is my second home. her room is pink. like pure pink...bordering on too pink. she owns girlmore girls season 1 on dvd and has a shirt with the titanic movie poster on it. her house is covered with pictures of her and her family froliccing (spelling?) on the beach and the tree in front of her house was made to be tp-ed. she is incredibly good at writing lauren talks to her crotch on my calf while she is rolling around on the floor talking to her own crotch. she is a driving proffesional and spends a large amount of time drving me around and listening to good music. we sometimes accidently match with our outfits and slow motion dance to the ataris in her backyard. she once locked her bunny in her shed for on accident (right...) and when she found it a month later,it was still grasping to the cluthes of life.

she once got hit with a firework that burnt through her shirt and her bra. she bought a new shirt but still wears the bra. the sight of her walking down the hall causes poor innocent victims (namely me and fi) to run screaming down the hall in fear. she finds the fact that rab ate the apple quite hilarious (umm...?). her mom eats a lot of healthy food and so allison doesnt have the luxury of eating crap at home. she has an odd fixation with the color turquoise and was once almost killed by her turquoise purse when she attempted to go get a fork. shes very irish and looks it.

allison does not know exactly how to speak and seems to have some sort of odd mental illness bordering on dyslexia which causes her to say such odd phrases as "what time it is" and "what in the heck is going on here?". she doesnt know how to listen and when she is supposed to be contemplating or brainstorming, she tends to think about things not related to the topic at hand, causing much chagrin to the surrounding people. everyone always asks for allisons advice, yet rarely actually listens to it because, like me, they fear the truth. and, although i spend a great deal of my time finding ways to make her life miserable, i do doubt that there are many people in my life that i am less deserving of. amen.

this biography was written by lauren sabol in testament to her genious writing ability




allisons a bum
she needs a makeover now
stupid gargoyle

this haiku is also another testament to laurens writing brilliance

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